Your Mom!

Jan 24

Alright guys when you get a request from whathamdidyouslap20universe.tumblr.com it’s me. Forgot my old password and got a new phone soooooo yeah

Jan 24
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Jan 24
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honey-rider:
“Marilyn Monroe
”

honey-rider:

Marilyn Monroe

Jan 24

So I’ve made it a point this go around to bring back old shards like Bant for this one and Grixis for my other standard dragon deck. Suggestions on this one?

Jan 23
Jan 23
terra99:
“alan’s catalogue page 1 by shiniez
”
Jan 23
scienceshenanigans:
“ risaellen:
“ timdrakeisgay:
“ the-savage-avenger:
“ kneel-on-nails:
“ forever-kitten:
“ Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that...

scienceshenanigans:

risaellen:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

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#ask me one more time why I never want to be pregnant

(tag via)

Jan 23
postrk:
“And yes, this was the natural 3rd #spaceghost #token, the Space Ghost #spirit. #tokenart #tokensketch #animationart #sketch #sketchcard #sextoy #pants #pax #pax2015 #paxsouth #paxsouth2015 #rkpost #rkposse #lineart #illustration...

postrk:

And yes, this was the natural 3rd #spaceghost #token, the Space Ghost #spirit. #tokenart #tokensketch #animationart #sketch #sketchcard #sextoy #pants #pax #pax2015 #paxsouth #paxsouth2015 #rkpost #rkposse #lineart #illustration #blackandwhiteart #mtg #mtgtoken #mtgartist #magicthegathering (at The Alamo)

Jan 23
do-not-touch-my-food:
“ Chocolate Dipped Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich
”
Jan 23
centuriespast:
“Edgar Degas
French, 1834-1917
Ballet Girl, ca. 1886-1888
Pastel on laid blue paper (now faded)/RISD Museum”

centuriespast:

Edgar Degas
French, 1834-1917
Ballet Girl, ca. 1886-1888
Pastel on laid blue paper (now faded)/RISD Museum

Jan 23
emilyrosemurray:
“Details. I love my job 💜
”

emilyrosemurray:

Details. I love my job 💜

Jan 23

katt-wade:

hurricane–blog:

Johnny Galecki, regarding rumors about him being gay.

I’m reblogging this again because it’s one of the best things to have ever been said ever.

Jan 23

workout-eatcake:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.